Dynamite in a Can For Those of You Unafraid of Reused Chemicals
whoop ass: when only the best asskicking will do
You can now purchase Whoop Ass in two formulas, Standard Whoop Ass for those everyday fights, and Whoop Ass Extreme, when the odds are stacked against you. Whoop Ass Extreme features our standard proprietary blend of dangerous chemicals and all-natural herbs, plus our newest find, Grizzly Bear Urine Extract. So gulp down a can of Whoop Ass Extreme today and see your enemies run in all directions from fear of your awesomeness.
Don't run from trouble anymore, down a can of Whoop Ass or Whoop Ass Extreme and bring it on! Show all those kids from high school that they were wrong about you, well, at least the part about you being a weakling. Whoop Ass Extreme Always Wins!
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